This one time, I made a blog about my awkward life. And then I forgot the password. After months of failed sign-in attempts and the realization that I used an email address that actually does not exist anymore, I was unable to recover schraawkward.wordpress.com. I thought to myself, This just is not fair to the world. A rebirth is necessary. My dilemma then became the fact that I could not reuse the same domain and calling it anything other than Schraawkward seemed an absolute farce among farces. Until I realized that I could simply add another “a,” as it should be spelled…anyway. So, world, welcome. Perhaps it is your first time beholding this work of jest. Perhaps you are an old, familiar acquaintance from long ago. I guess all I can say is I’ll try not to forget my password this time. And until next time, buckle up and prepare for anecdotes of cringe-worthy small talk and unnatural group hugs. The best is yet to come.

